SDTW Presents: Chief Keef Video or Peer Pressure?

Unless you actually live under a rock you should have already heard of Chief Keef by now. The young Chicago drill rapper phenomenon is a viral star. His songs really don't offer much, but they are catchy. The kid is going to be very paid soon if he isn't paid already and you know what? 

 Good for him. Get your paper youngins. 

Now that I have that part out of the way...

My dude Sosa's videos are HIGHLY suspect. I don't care if you ARE on house arrest. I have friends that are on house arrest too. And when we hang out everyone in the room manages to keep their shirts on just fine my friend.

I watched a few Chief Keef videos and it hit me.... I've seen these exact videos before. 

 Do you guys remember the internet furniture sex choreography super group known that was just simply known as Peer Pressure?

I do.

If you forgot or are not familiar please refresh yourself HERE

Now that you are up to speed you can now participate in the game.

So let's play... SDTW's "Is It A Chief Keef Video Or Peer Pressure?

 

#1 Chief Keef Video Or Peer Pressure?

3 shirtless dudes dancing in a room? 

Hint: A certain MLB team logo will aid you for this one

 #2 Chief Keef Video Or Peer Pressure?

There's no slow motion weed smoking so this one is kind of a freebie.

#3 Chief Keef Video Or Peer Pressure?

Denim is very breathable so much so that wearing a shirt with it is essentially pointless.

#4 Chief Keef Video Or Peer Pressure?

Good luck guessing this one bruh.

#5 Chief Keef Video Or Peer Pressure?

This is the only pair of tits I could find in either video. 

#6 Chief Keef Video Or Peer Pressure?

Ottomans are notorious for having stds. Hope lil bruh is strapped up.

#7 Chief Keef Video Or Peer Pressure?

:/

#8 Chief Keef Video Or Peer Pressure?

If you look in the mirror that dude is popping it for himself.

Please feel free to put your answers in the comment section. 

If you get all 8 correct you will be entered into a drawing for a special Cheif Keef x Peer Pressure prize pack that includes the following items:

- Exquisite Lotions

- Life Time Supply Of True Religion Jeans

- Denim Underwear

- 2 Deep V-Neck shirts

- 1 Loud Pack

- 1 Free Chest Script Tattoo

- Pretty Ricky Signed Poster 

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If I was smart and less apathetic I could make this feature into its own blog then turn said blog into a book deal. Then I would sell "ad space" in the form of the shirts by the brands I made fun on some subversive marketing shit.

After that I would take all that guap and transform myself into a pretty decent little coked up name dropper that would frequent parties in both LA and NY and try to explain to my friends that Pharrell is actually really cool in real life. I mean seriously, dude is hella down to earth.

BUT....

Instead, SDTW will remain semi-unknown and a blogspot and only appreciated by a few thousand stoners and the occasional wigger.

I digress...


Back to the fucking game.

Pick a shirt and say some shit about why it gives me a headache.

You might think that only white people are going to where a shirt so turrrible, but hold that thought cause mad Donald Glover slash Nick Cannon bruhs out there will cop this shit just to confuse naive whites into thinking they are trying to be ironic with the soft tee, but with a possible criminal background history. In other words this is a shirt you would see on an audience member in a Chappelle Show re-rerun at 3 a.m.

Nothing says o.g triple o.g like a faux-distressed vintage soft hand discharge water based soy ink Public Enemy tee shirt. Public Enemy is not some timeless band that your parents played in car rides to soccer practice. P.E was a group that you would only discover from someone's older brother (not mine, my brother fucked with U2, daily). Also at $35 dollars the only power you're gonna be fighting is the utilities company when you can't pay your studio apt electricity bill because you spent almost 50 bucks to try and look like you're older than 23.

When did they have the contest for worst thing ever? If they wanted me to know about said contest they should have bought ad space on Huffington Post. You might be like "Man, why you making fun of a little kindygardeners (that's how you spell it) drawing, dawg?"

Well, first off I'm jealous of you because you don't have the displeasure of knowing who the fuck Basquiat was and secondly, this was done by an adult and shown to people high on cocaine and AIDS in the 80's and now every time some asshole wants to sound like they know some "art shit" they bring up this dude's name.

Being good at keg stands is like being good at the yo-yo. Also, it turns out that this "beer" that all the college kids are so infatuated with is readily available at this store called THEWHOLEFUCKINGWORLD. You wanna impress me? Go to Ethiopia and be a cab driver and show those mother fuckers how we drive. J/K shout out to all my non-existent Ethiopian readers imagining what the internet is.

For people too cheap to find an ironic holiday sweater, but want to pay $35 to go to an ironic sweater party? That scenario is 100% impossible to even understand. It's like DMX not on drugs. I looked to see if there was a size option that said "false" cause this shit can't be real.

Give this to someone you hate.

SDTW Shurt Feelings #2

You know the game by now. Pick out some outstanding graphic tee shirts and discuss their merit.

Here we go...

At what point did rap/music fans start concerning themselves with the age of their money? Unless your last name is Carnegie or your grandpa looks like the Monopoly Man it's a safe bet all your money is in fact NEW money.

I am not actually concerned with the design on this shirt. I just think it's sort of worthwhile to show someone actually captured in real life wearing a Play Cloths tee shirt. I thought that brand was like the chupocabre or something. An urban myth if you will.

This dude is American, but they managed to capture the whole "Japanese teenager visiting LA in the summertime vibe" to the fucking t. I can just hear him asking for directions to Fairfax in broken engrish.

No..... believe me dawg! You may as well say your dick is sponsored by herpes and your breath is sponsored by sunlit dog shit. Wearing a talking t shirt of this magnitude is gonna end any hope you have of consensual sex. You couldn't get laid if you rode a bike with training wheels in front of Jerry Sandusky's crib sucking on an otter pop.

Again, not really concerned with the design. It's more of this dude's Good Times, light a incent vibe and listen to acoustic Dead Prez "vibez" that bothers me. I get the feeling this dude was really bummed when Common's hat line went belly up. I could be wrong.

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Durag Rap Vol.2 Presented by SDTW x IMNOTATOY

Back up in this motherfucker with Durag Rap Vol.2 for those that know about that life. This mix* is the follow up to the our critically acclaimed** iTunes playlist that we released a while ago on the internets.

* there's no actual mixing plehbwoy
** a flat out lie

Vol.1 still available for free HERE

These mixes are compiled by a three man Durag Brain Trust and the selections go through several levels of approvals to ensure that the durag rap listening public is receiving the highest level of undiluted cape flowing sound.

Also both Super Duty Tough Work and IMNOTATOY have agreed in the spirit of the season that for every download we will donate a two tone durag to a youth in need.

Here's the track listing in case you're all shook to just download the shit because you think your car stereo will pistol whip your Larry ass.

Download Here:

DURAG RAP VOL.2
DURAG RAP VOL.2
DURAG RAP VOL.2

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